in 2012 i submitted my taxes for 2011
but i didnt get the paperwork from unemployment and it didnt dawn on me to look for it cos in the last five years, ive been in and out of work so much, it was hard to keep track
so last year i started getting these letters about how i owed them all this money.
realized what happened and we amended my taxes and sent them back in paying the difference. the difference being less than 200 dollars, not the nearly six hundred they were asking for.
after a while, we thought we had it licked but then i started getting the letters again, so we went to a tax person
when i first sat down with her, i asked if the IRS ever made mistakes and she said no
after hours with my father and i, reviewing all the information, she changed her tune and resent the information showing that we had amended my taxes and the amount i owed was less than what they claimed and that i already paid it.
so, ever since then, they’ve continued to hound me and the amount has gone up due to non-payment and interest.
so she sends ANOTHER letter and their response today?
you didnt claim unemployment.
YOU FUCKING IDIOT FUCKERS WE ALREADY FUCKING FIXED THAT CAN YOU READ?!?!?!?!?!?!?! UGGGGGHHHHH
OHOH OH. so a coworker does hair and I talked to her today about fixing mine and for now we are starting with a haircut but i saw another hairdo she did and when i have more money, imma have her do the same to me (only with black instead of blonde)
this way i can have fun colours without my redhair coming in an fucking up the party. i can just fix the roots with more black without touching the colour *cabbage patch*
to add insult to injury, the IRS sent me a letter referring to my refund as my OVERPAYMENT. EXCUSE YOU?!!!!???
randomly remembering the hours i spent watching this video over and over trying to get the dance down
when i was like… 12 or 13… lol maybe younger, idk.
lawwwwwwd. (i did eventually have most of it down actually)
oh i forgot to mention that when i was at my parents house doing taxes, i sorta… came out to them about my religious views.
i havent really hid how i feel like on facebook and what not but i was always scared to have this discussion with them cos my dad especially held religion so high in importance.
and even this week he expressed his disappointment in my turning away from religion and i explained to him that its not that i wasnt able to be a moral person without it and that i do believe in somethings but the heaven/hell/bible/organized religion stuff was hard for me to get on board with. I explained that he should be proud that he raised a daughter who is smart enough to question when things dont make sense and that i just try to live my life by being good to others because i believe what you reap in this life, you sow in the next whether that’s a reincarnation or afterlife, and I’m open to either being the answer.
and surprisingly he seemed to understand and maybe even be okay with this, which floored me.
idk, just wanted to share that i guess.
you know what annoys me a little?
the other day, the girl who sits next to me peeked into my cubicle as i was going through tumblr and i was reblogging a norman gifset for my norman blog and she was like, wow youre like obsessed with him huh
and at the time, i was just like “oh a little”
but then i thought about the guys i worked with at my last job
who spent ALL their time talking about sports. looking at lizards on google images. looking at cars.
and no one ever leaned over to them and is like, “wow youre like obsessed or something”
why do GIRLS get this? cos our interests aren’t still life? cos last time i checked, neither was fucking sports.
why do guys have hobbies and girls have obsessions, its kinda bullshit.
so my team lead and his assistant know that my friend passed away and i was talking to his assistant about how the funeral is tomorrow and that i cant go cos im working and she talked to the company and they are letting me go early tomorrow and not giving me any attendance points even though i told them it wasnt necessary.
if i wasnt convinced that place was better than my last, that would have done it.
but it kinda hurt me a little
i said remind me in 40 minutes to try my laundry again
my reminder in 40 minutes says “turn andrea”
theres a pond by work and lots of bird life around the office
and these guys were crossing the street and it was just so cute i decided, i wasnt in any hurry, so id just chill until a car came up behind me
and they doddled along, barely acknowledging me except the guy on the left there
watching me like a hawk
anyway, they doddle over and stop at the curb and just start kinda lining up at the grass for some reason
so im just giggling to myself watching them while lefty is slowly making his way to the middle of the road when i saw a car approaching behind me
so i slowly roll forward and honk and the birds DONT EVEN FLINCH
except lefty looks at me like bitch i know you did not just honk at me
so i just drove around him and laughed all the way to the end of the road (and yes, the car behind me drove around him as well)
and that is my goose story.
ill try to hassle one eventually and see if it sounds like Jimmy Carr’s laugh